thefrogman:

Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!

Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!

In this course you will learn such techniques as…

  • The double fist shake
  • The naughty kitten
  • The cultural appropriation
  • The self bitch slap
  • The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
  • The nipple hardener
  • The sweaty declaration of self
  • The “this wall is amazing”

And many more!

Reblogged from Oxidants Happen

PS

this is now my unofficial catch-all blog for reasons 

but mainly because I have exactly 1 follower.

that’s right.

you.

Achievement Unlocked

Bleed on your guitar without noticing until the song is completed. 

themodernistwitch:

adactivity:

ugly animals
I think this pen is broken

i would like to see the bush dog and the hyrax included but i like this very much

love dem :(

themodernistwitch:

adactivity:

ugly animals

I think this pen is broken

i would like to see the bush dog and the hyrax included but i like this very much

love dem :(

THANK MJ FOR BACKLIGHTING

THANK MJ FOR BACKLIGHTING

leiahime:

this still will never not describe me

leiahime:

this still will never not describe me

Reblogged from the dopamine gallery
thebigblackwolfe:

white people stahp

thebigblackwolfe:

white people stahp

Reblogged from Who's Afraid?